Occasionally, Im callous and strange.

I'm Celia. Queens, NY. Married. I love all things smut, body positive, vintage, horror movie, burlesque and nerdy.

yesmissmori:

THINX Underwear:

OH SHIT YOU GUYS THIS COMPANY IS MAKING UNDERWEAR THAT IS STAIN RESISTANT, ANTIMICROBIAL, AND WILL ABSORB UP TO 6 TEASPOONS OF LIQUID BUT STILL LOOKS FUCKING SEXY

AND DID I MENTION THIS PART:

For every pair of THINX you buy, you help one girl in the developing world stay in school by providing her with seven washable, reusable cloth pads.

AND WHY IS THAT SUCH A BIG DEAL? HERE’S WHY:

After doing some research, Agrawal says she found that more than 100 million girls in the developing world were missing a week of school because of their periods, and using things such as leaves, old rags, or plastic bags in the place of sanitary pads.

THE SIZES RUN FROM XS TO XXL AND THE PRICES ARE NOT INSANE, THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY HIGHER THAN THOSE 5 FOR $10 SALES AT TARGET BUT YOU WON’T HAVE TO THROW THEM OUT BECAUSE YOU MISCALCULATED YOUR FLOW AND BLED ALL OVER THEM BEFORE YOU COULD GET TO A BATHROOM

I’M SORRY FOR SHOUTING I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS

LIKE HOLY FUCKBASKET IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME

(via submissivefeminist)

dragonheartedrabbit:

"Waste of good ammo. It’s my privilege to buy you a replacement box."

"All self-respecting whites have a moral responsibility to support our growing number of martyrs to the failed experiment called diversity."

"I thank all Police, you are the ‘Thin Blue Line’ protecting normal Americans from aggressive and entitled primitive savages. America is surely at the tipping point."

Just a few quotes (in case it’s hard to read) from that collection of donation messages for Darren Wilson.

Does anyone else want to say it’s not about race?

(via fiercestfairy)

IS THIS HEAVEN??

Where is this magical place?

(Source: digg, via crowcrow)

My baby girl is the crocodile hunter. I love my nugget. #goddaughter #niece #babygirl

My baby girl is the crocodile hunter. I love my nugget. #goddaughter #niece #babygirl

Cropped version of my #alsicebucketchallenge 😄 I’ve nominated @samador16, @doll_trash & Jay. C’mon ladies and gents get those shirts wet 😻

kateordie:

It’s funny… I chickened out after I drew & posted this, so I deleted it, but it was too late - it had already started working its way around tumblr!
So here it is, for posterity. I am a pervert.
That is a pretty great looking vibrator, though, on the right. I’m proud of that.

kateordie:

It’s funny… I chickened out after I drew & posted this, so I deleted it, but it was too late - it had already started working its way around tumblr!

So here it is, for posterity. I am a pervert.

That is a pretty great looking vibrator, though, on the right. I’m proud of that.

(via vonka)