Occasionally, Im callous and strange.

I'm Celia. Queens, NY. Married. I love all things smut, body positive, vintage, horror movie, burlesque and nerdy.

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This is friendship, folks. Derp faced love. #lovemyfriends #longdistancebestie #laurlaur

This is friendship, folks. Derp faced love. #lovemyfriends #longdistancebestie #laurlaur

"Whatcha doing mom? Oh? Not petting me? I’m just gonna sit and stare at you." #ilovemydog #dogsofinstagram #weirdpup

"Whatcha doing mom? Oh? Not petting me? I’m just gonna sit and stare at you." #ilovemydog #dogsofinstagram #weirdpup

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omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

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