Occasionally, Im callous and strange.

I'm Celia. Queens, NY. Married. I love all things smut, body positive, vintage, horror movie, burlesque and nerdy.

Finally got my anatomy and physiology package. I’ll see you all Dec 21st. #futuremortician #a&p1 #anatomyandphysiology #futurefuneraldirector

Finally got my anatomy and physiology package. I’ll see you all Dec 21st. #futuremortician #a&p1 #anatomyandphysiology #futurefuneraldirector

My friend Lauren’s birthday gift for me came today and OMFG she bought me a sloth! And stripper glitter and lipstick. All my necessities. So happy! #slothobsessed #stripperglitter #bestfriendsarethebestfriends

My friend Lauren’s birthday gift for me came today and OMFG she bought me a sloth! And stripper glitter and lipstick. All my necessities. So happy! #slothobsessed #stripperglitter #bestfriendsarethebestfriends

Memories! At my bridal shower with @thinksinpoetry @samador16 & my sister #timehop

Memories! At my bridal shower with @thinksinpoetry @samador16 & my sister #timehop

Going into a stressful appt tonight and I’m still excited from the weekend. These folks right here though. #friends #family #fablesgoneawry2014 #murdermysterybirthdayparty

Going into a stressful appt tonight and I’m still excited from the weekend. These folks right here though. #friends #family #fablesgoneawry2014 #murdermysterybirthdayparty

A little photo fun: my birthday last year and my birthday this year. I’m a lucky lady with such gorgeous women I can call sisters. #bigboobclub #besties #bffs #girlfriends #curvygirlsdoitbetter

A little photo fun: my birthday last year and my birthday this year. I’m a lucky lady with such gorgeous women I can call sisters. #bigboobclub #besties #bffs #girlfriends #curvygirlsdoitbetter

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Can we just have a moment and talk about how much Chris Evans and Chris Pratt love each other?

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And on my last birthday celebration day: getting to see my nugget. She’ll be 5 months on Wednesday. Time is flying by. #babygirl #niece #goddaughter #lovemymunchkin

And on my last birthday celebration day: getting to see my nugget. She’ll be 5 months on Wednesday. Time is flying by. #babygirl #niece #goddaughter #lovemymunchkin

My friends are stupendously wonderful weirdos. #27thbirthday #fablesgoneawry2014 #murdermysterybirthdayparty

My friends are stupendously wonderful weirdos. #27thbirthday #fablesgoneawry2014 #murdermysterybirthdayparty

My best friends are the feistiest, most loyal and loving people I know and made my birthday really special. Thank you all. #27thbirthday #fablesgoneawry2014 #murdermysterybirthdayparty

My best friends are the feistiest, most loyal and loving people I know and made my birthday really special. Thank you all. #27thbirthday #fablesgoneawry2014 #murdermysterybirthdayparty