Occasionally, Im callous and strange.

I'm Celia. Queens, NY. Married. I love all things smut, body positive, vintage, horror movie, burlesque and nerdy.

hawxkeye:

Gotham + villains and villains in the making

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kammartinez:

Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

"The tragedy of that poor boy’s life is not the realization that he’s not the grand prize he’s assumed, but that he’s not even second place."

(via a-verycommoncrisis)

With patience, YouTube, and the manual, I threaded my sewing machine for the first time AND did a stitch. Yay! #sewingmachine #learningtosew #omg

With patience, YouTube, and the manual, I threaded my sewing machine for the first time AND did a stitch. Yay! #sewingmachine #learningtosew #omg

I get up to get my tv remove and this little boy has made himself into a burrito and gave me the stink eye. I love you you furry jerk. #dogmom

I get up to get my tv remove and this little boy has made himself into a burrito and gave me the stink eye. I love you you furry jerk. #dogmom

Tomorrow I restart my weight loss journey again. I hate that I haven’t stayed consistent since 2011 and gained back all my loss. Today I weigh in at 273. I’m unhappy with this. Not for vanity but for the fact that it means I’m letting my PCOS win and that’s unacceptable.

I start my 2 gluten free shakes again for breakfast and lunch and am going gluten/dairy/red meat free for my snacks and dinner. I will also be giving up soda and crystal light and only drinking water

This is a challenge for my health and will be really fruitful.

Goals:
Oct 13: 260
Oct 27: 245
Nov 10: 230
Nov 24: 215
Dec 8: 200
Dec 22: 185
Jan 5: 160
Jan 19: 145
Feb 2: 130

So that’s 140 lbs in 5 months. I’m giving myself till my birthday next year to be 130. That’s 140 lbs in 12 months. Let’s see which goal works :)

These are tough goals but I have to find a way to make it happen.

#timehop @mrsquinn1118 at Mannys birthday 🎁🎉👭

#timehop @mrsquinn1118 at Mannys birthday 🎁🎉👭

My nugget went on the swings for the first time today. She’s such a happy swinging baby! #giasfirstdayonaswing #giasfirstparkoutting #babygirl #giamarie #niece #goddaughter

Sept 27th and I’m in shorts and a long sleeved shirt. I love this time of year. #tattooedlady #girlswithink #prettyplussize #effyourbeautystandards #honormycurves (at Nassau Community College)

Sept 27th and I’m in shorts and a long sleeved shirt. I love this time of year. #tattooedlady #girlswithink #prettyplussize #effyourbeautystandards #honormycurves (at Nassau Community College)

Every time Jay leaves me alone with his character, this happens. It amuses me far too much. #destiny #gamerchick #lol

My sister in law sent this to me to check me up. Aunties Little Lady. My nugget. #babygirl #niece #auntieslittlelady

My sister in law sent this to me to check me up. Aunties Little Lady. My nugget. #babygirl #niece #auntieslittlelady