Occasionally, Im callous and strange.

I'm Celia. Queens, NY. Married. I love all things smut, body positive, vintage, horror movie, burlesque and nerdy.

Strappy bra is complete :) Pretty proud of myself 👍💜🎉 #costuming #rhinestoning #nycburlesque #burlesque #bewbs #handmade

Strappy bra is complete :) Pretty proud of myself 👍💜🎉 #costuming #rhinestoning #nycburlesque #burlesque #bewbs #handmade

Pretty much my life’s motto. #sassy

Pretty much my life’s motto. #sassy

Not fully done with the bra but liking it so far and finally got stretch fabric to keep my fishnets up and my butt looks bubbly and amazing. Had a shitty evening and this helped.

Not fully done with the bra but liking it so far and finally got stretch fabric to keep my fishnets up and my butt looks bubbly and amazing. Had a shitty evening and this helped.

To the inconsiderate failure of a human being who decided to have a “congratulations you’re pregnant” package sent to my home, I hope you never feel the pain I do daily and that no one hurts your loved ones the way you hurt me and my husband today. #riseabove #fuckyou

To the inconsiderate failure of a human being who decided to have a “congratulations you’re pregnant” package sent to my home, I hope you never feel the pain I do daily and that no one hurts your loved ones the way you hurt me and my husband today. #riseabove #fuckyou

Silly dog pretending to be a human. #pup #dogsofinstagram #mylittleman

Silly dog pretending to be a human. #pup #dogsofinstagram #mylittleman

My nugget is getting so big 💜 #proudaunt

My nugget is getting so big 💜 #proudaunt

surprise double date night was a success. Dave and Busters was a hoot and it was wonderful to see @jeff_fm86 & @kfish_22 for Jeff’s birthday. We got these boss key  chains too! #datenight #couplesnight

surprise double date night was a success. Dave and Busters was a hoot and it was wonderful to see @jeff_fm86 & @kfish_22 for Jeff’s birthday. We got these boss key chains too! #datenight #couplesnight

I love this. So comfortable, care-free and at my happy place. Loving my outfit also. #effyourbeautystandards #prettyplussize #coneyislandusa  (at The Coney Island Pier)

I love this. So comfortable, care-free and at my happy place. Loving my outfit also. #effyourbeautystandards #prettyplussize #coneyislandusa (at The Coney Island Pier)